1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:06,298 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,134 {\an8} This is it, Bart. 3 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,385 {\an8}If you strike Uter out, 4 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,138 {\an8}the team gets a pizza party and you'll die a legend. 5 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,725 {\an8}Lose and we just get the pizza party. 6 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:23,981 {\an8}I've seen better batters at the International House of Pancakes. 7 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:27,235 {\an8}This is a children's game, Herr Comic Book Mensch. 8 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,361 {\an8}And? 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,864 {\an8}Und das ist mein son that you are trash-en talk-en. 10 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,535 {\an8}Your son? Oh, dear. If I had known-- 11 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,912 {\an8}Send this eunuch back to Munich! 12 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,705 {\an8}Blitzkrieg! 13 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,500 {\an8}Ow, ow, ow! 14 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:45,169 {\an8} 15 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:49,173 {\an8}It only took 200 years, but baseball finally got interesting. 16 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,716 {\an8}Hey! 17 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:58,182 {\an8}Dang, that dude's a certified badass. 18 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:03,229 {\an8}- Our dad could take him. - He teaches Brazilian jujitsu on Zoom. 19 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,982 {\an8}My dad does security for James Corden. 20 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,859 {\an8}You know how many people wanna punch James Corden? 21 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,653 {\an8}Well, my dad's a badass too. 22 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:15,616 {\an8}I bet he could kill everyone in town through workplace incompetence. 23 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:20,371 {\an8} Oh, Bart, "dumbass" is not synonymous with "badass." 24 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,542 {\an8}Oh, yeah? Well, what does your dad do? 25 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,920 {\an8}Executes inmates via lethal injection. 26 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,755 {\an8}- Wow. - Wow. 27 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:30,965 Ha ha! 28 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,634 My dad is tough, right? 29 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,178 Please don't hurt me. Just take my money. 30 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,473 If that's not enough, we can go to an ATM. 31 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,101 Mmm. 32 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,315 Hey, slugger. Whatcha watching, the game? 33 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,817 Shh. Great Masked British Bake Off. 34 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,863 I think Nurse Shark is Nancy Pelosi. 35 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:59,368 Hey, I got tickets to tonight's MMA fight. Should be pretty badass. 36 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,455 Uh, why don't you take Lisa? She could use some toughening up. 37 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:06,043 Homer, either bond with your son or help me fold this laundry. 38 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:07,794 Hmm. 39 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:09,588 Hmm. 40 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:11,340 Hmm. 41 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,591 Ugh! Fine. 42 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:19,055 Springfield Brawliseum, are you ready to fist? 43 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,850 Celebrities with us at ringside tonight, 44 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:28,397 retired heavyweight champ and CTE denier, Drederick Tatum. 45 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:32,068 Aviator and man about town, Arnie Pye. 46 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,444 And Latin TV star 47 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:39,367 and owner of tonight's sponsor, Ay, Mi Cabeza mezcal, Bumblebee Man. 48 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:47,541 But first, it's time to scour the crowd for our most macho fan. 49 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,210 Is it this guy? 50 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,880 How about this dude? 51 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,847 Or is it him? 52 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,311 Look, sweetie. We're on the kiss cam. 53 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:12,066 - Stop, Dad. You're embarrassing me. - What the hell's your problem? 54 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,484 My problem? 55 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,862 I have the wussiest dad in town! 56 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,030 Wuss? 57 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,407 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 58 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,534 D'oh! Son of a... 59 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,536 D'oh! 60 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,996 Hey, Carl. Your shoelace is untied. 61 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,581 So's yours. 62 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:28,958 - Crisscross. - Crisscross. 63 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,042 Whoa. 64 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,548 D'oh! 65 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,848 The winner is Cotton Candy Fatso. 66 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,183 That was impressive! 67 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,354 Dad, Dad. 68 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,689 Please don't cry on pay-per-view. 69 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,357 Señor Fatso. 70 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:57,194 That was the most hilarious fall I've ever seen in my life. 71 00:03:57,195 --> 00:04:00,573 The antics, the physics, the annoyed grunts. 72 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,826 Sir, I would like to buy you a drink. 73 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,496 Throw in a food and you got a deal. 74 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:12,418 Wow! The Bumblebee Man. You're a Springfield legend, dude. 75 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:15,838 Like Krusty, or Duffman, or the Tiki Bar Strangler. 76 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:20,426 You flatter me, young man. And, please, call me Pedro. 77 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:24,847 I didn't know you, uh, yacht rock types watch my show. 78 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,891 Are you kidding? I don't know Spanish, 79 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,185 but when you get kicked in the junk by a nun, 80 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,688 you speak the international language of crotch. 81 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,315 Believe it or not, 82 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:37,193 I didn't set out to be a physical comedian. 83 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:42,699 I left Mexico with dreams of being a serious actor in Hollywood. 84 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,577 Unfortunately, I was brought to the wrong sign 85 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,288 {\an8}by a stupid money-hungry coyote. 86 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:53,168 It was the worst day of my life. 87 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:59,381 Then I came upon a grand opening for a new Spanish-language TV station. 88 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,467 It was the best day of my life. 89 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,678 I ran in, destined to become a star 90 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:09,226 no matter how long it took or what I had to do to get there. 91 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,956 Mmm? 92 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:36,126 Life is ironic and cruel! 93 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,882 You, sir, are going to be a star. 94 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:45,010 What? I don't speak English! 95 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,097 And so, Bumblebee Man was born, 96 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,684 a tragicomic figure cursed by the cosmos, 97 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,604 like Sisyphus or Benny Hill. 98 00:05:55,730 --> 00:06:00,776 No matter what life throws at him, he always gets up and tries again, 99 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,154 just like the hardworking people that watch my show. 100 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,616 So, day after day, year after year, 101 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:11,246 I sacrificed my bumble body on the altar of comedy. 102 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:16,334 I thought I was invincible, like Curly from the Stooges. 103 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:20,671 But alas, I was just a mortal Shemp. 104 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,633 I suppose time catches up to us all. 105 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:29,347 Now my tired show limps on in the shadow of its former glory. 106 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:33,935 Simpsons, have you any idea what this is like? 107 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,521 Are you gonna quit? 108 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:42,943 I was, until I saw your father's hilarious fall down those steps. 109 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,738 You got up without a scratch. 110 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,032 That reminds me. 111 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:53,537 Homero, would you do me the honor of becoming my stunt double? 112 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:57,958 Stunt double? That's the badassiest job a dad could have. 113 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,251 He'll do it. 114 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,670 - What, are you crazy? - Think about it, Homer. 115 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:05,507 You get to crash cars and have bottles broken over your head. 116 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,968 All the stuff you do now, but you get paid for it. 117 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,638 You'd be the toughest dad ever. Say yes. 118 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:18,646 - You've got yourself a stuntman. - He said yes! 119 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:31,784 There's the stuntman that's going to save my career. 120 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,453 Come in. It is time. 121 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,789 This is no mere costume. 122 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,042 It is the armor of hope, a beacon of light, 123 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:45,381 a symbol of truth, justice, and the Mexican-American güey. 124 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:49,343 Uh, Homero, you're wearing the stinger in the front. 125 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:53,597 Whoops. A man can dream. En garde. Ooh. Eh. Huh. 126 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:58,018 Before we get started, I must ask you to sign a nondisclosure agreement, 127 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:02,523 for my fans would be devastated to know I'm not doing my own stunts. 128 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:06,443 No problem, Pedro. I sign tons of NDAs. 129 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,696 In fact, I just signed one at work. 130 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:12,450 Apparently, our drinking water is full of radioactive... 131 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:13,992 nothing. 132 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,077 Mmm. 133 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,833 Cut! ¡El doble! 134 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,588 You got this, tough guy. 135 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,840 ¡Acción! 136 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,216 Uh. Mmm. Oh. 137 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:33,178 Ow! Ow! 138 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,640 Ow! 139 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,483 I do not like life! 140 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:53,115 - Wow. Just like the old days. - That fat güero can take a hit. 141 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,366 Homer! 142 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,869 Whoo-hoo! 143 00:08:56,369 --> 00:09:01,331 And then everyone on set high-fived Dad. Even the non-writing producers. 144 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:04,126 Ooh! They're a hard bunch to please. 145 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,003 Bart's proud of Dad! 146 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,963 - Bart's proud of Dad! - Bart's proud of Dad! 147 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:11,675 Oh, it's true. I can't wait to tell the kids at school 148 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,720 that my dad is Bumblebee Man's stunt guy. 149 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:18,599 No dice, boy. That's a secret. Remember, I signed that MDMA? 150 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,685 Oh, man. What's the use of having a badass in the family 151 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,187 if you can't brag about him? 152 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,397 Now I know how the Mangiones feel. 153 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:29,818 Dad, isn't it problematic for a white man to double for a Mexican actor? 154 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:34,114 The director thought that too, so he gave me these brown sleeves to wear. 155 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,366 But that's Brown face. 156 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,911 No, it's just brown arms and legs. 157 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,164 Besides, with all the ICE going on these days, 158 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:45,710 isn't it better to have a white guy suffer instead of a Mexican guy? 159 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,419 Well, you got me there. 160 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,588 Not too much suffering, right? 161 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,132 'Cause I don't want you getting badly hurt. 162 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:56,428 Relax, honey. It's all pies in the face and slipping on plantain peels. 163 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,013 I'll be fine. 164 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,808 {\an8}♪ I might fall from a tall building ♪ 165 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,353 {\an8}♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪ 166 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,438 ♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪ 167 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,942 {\an8}♪ That made Redford such a star ♪ 168 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,122 Look at all these fans. 169 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,749 How come you never ditched TV and became a movie star, 170 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,293 like all those guys who regret leaving SNL? 171 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:32,297 Ah. I once wrote a script for a Bumblebee Man film. 172 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:36,969 It was a time travel comedy, and a love letter to my beloved Mexico. 173 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:41,683 I sent it to every studio in Hollywood, but no one understood it. 174 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,227 Maybe I should have written it in English. 175 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,312 Bah! What you gonna do? 176 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,981 Go on. Ask him sweetie. 177 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,151 Can I smash you over the head with my crowbar? 178 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:57,573 Uh, I would love to, but, uh, it's a union thing. 179 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,825 But you can hit my friend if you'd like. 180 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,035 Huh? D'oh! 181 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,664 Honey, I'm ho... What the hell? 182 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,584 Well, I'm just hugging you. I'm happy you're home. 183 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,587 Are you crying? 184 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,717 Yes. I've never gotten an after-work hug from you before. 185 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,343 Also, I have three fractured ribs on that side. 186 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,138 It sucks not being able to brag about my dad. 187 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,099 How can you stand not getting credit for all those awesome stunts? 188 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:28,937 Hey, who needs credit when you get after-work hugs from your twin boys? 189 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,356 Did you get a concussion today, Dad? 190 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,027 Maybe. Don't tell your mothers. 191 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,156 Homero, you are one hell of a stuntman. 192 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:44,078 All in a day's work, amigo. Yep, anyhoo, I gotta go pee some blood. 193 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:50,751 Bumblebee Man? Wow! I am a huge fan. I'm Johnny-- 194 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:54,838 Johnny Knoxville from Jackass. Of course I know you. 195 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:59,635 Oh, my goodness. Every great bit I ever did was because of you. 196 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,180 Power wash enema, crab Jacuzzi, fire ant facial. 197 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,681 You're too kind. 198 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,517 Tell me, when is the next Jackass picture coming out? 199 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:11,313 Oh, I'm done with those, man. My body just can't take it anymore. 200 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,398 But the studio keeps asking. 201 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:17,236 They even suggested I secretly use a stuntman. 202 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,656 The nerve of those frijole counters. 203 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,324 They don't get guys like us. 204 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,786 We'd rather traumatize a film crew with our grisly on-set death 205 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:29,289 than ever let some stuntman take our hits, right? 206 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,959 Hey, Pedro, they need us back on set so we can-- 207 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,296 Huh. Who's this fella that's got your exact size and build? 208 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:41,678 This is my trainer. He keeps me comedically obese. 209 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,514 Hey, you're doing a bang-up job, tubby. 210 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:49,101 Let's toast. They might have replaced our knees, shoulders 211 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:54,315 and, uh, other stuff, but they can never replace our integrity. 212 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:03,073 I am a liar and a fraud. What was I thinking hiring a stuntman? 213 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:06,868 You were thinking let someone else get banged up for a change. That's fine. 214 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:12,499 No. My audience expects to see me getting banged hard and often, 215 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,710 and I lied to them. 216 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:19,132 For what? Ratings? Money? A stupid Calvin Klein ad? 217 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,761 I'm nothing but a sellout. 218 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,307 Hey, come on now, don't cry in front of the gringos. 219 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:33,645 That's it. I'm quitting. Show business is no place for a phony. 220 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:38,150 You can't quit now. The show's a hit, and my son's never been prouder of me. 221 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:42,988 I'm sorry, Homero. Nothing in the world can make me change my mind. 222 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,072 Hola, Pedro. 223 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:49,244 I am Alejandro González Iñárritu, Oscar-winning director of The Revenant. 224 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,621 That movie was so funny. 225 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:56,001 When that bear ate the boy from Titanic. 226 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,588 Yes, thank you. 227 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,966 I found your old script, and I must make this film. 228 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:07,429 You will be the star of the most action-packed, death-defying, 229 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,098 uninsurable picture ever made. 230 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,559 What do you say? 231 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,813 I say let's make a bee movie! 232 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,992 It's so nice of Pedro to let us come along for the filming. 233 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,161 What's this movie about anyway? 234 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:34,331 Well, if my Spanish is correct, and it is, 235 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:38,251 it's an epic time travel adventure about a humble bee man 236 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,669 who gets hilariously hurt 237 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,422 during the most important moments in Mexican history. 238 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,049 Mark my words! 239 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,469 This action-packed film is going to make billions, 240 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,430 in Mexican pesos, at the box office, 241 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,099 and do you know why? 242 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:58,522 Because I'm willing to risk it all. Brain damage, paralysis, life itself! 243 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:03,151 You said this was all pies in the face and slipping on plantain peels. 244 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,611 Don't worry, Marge. 245 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,656 I'm sure something got lost in translation. 246 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,032 He said it in English. 247 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,285 Because no matter how dangerous, 248 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:18,500 Bumblebee Man has always and will always do his own stunts. 249 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:23,588 Uh. FYI, I don't do my own stunts. He does. 250 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,633 That guy with the chili-dusted Popsicle. 251 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,468 Mmm. Sweet. 252 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,345 - Spicy! - What? 253 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,724 You lied to your fans, to your country, to your own director? 254 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,935 The movie's off! 255 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,522 What if we hide his face with this green screen mask? 256 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,106 Hmm? 257 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,692 The movie's back on! 258 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,778 We are in Lake Texcoco thousands of years ago. 259 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,657 Here, Bumblebee Man will find a symbol from the gods 260 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,826 that will one day be emblazoned on the flag 261 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,955 and in the heart of every Mexican. 262 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,457 Cue the snake and eagle! 263 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,877 No! Ow! 264 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,879 No, they're biting me! 265 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,424 Cue more snakes and bigger eagles! 266 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,929 Get 'em off me! Too many snakes! 267 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,682 My childhood dream has come true. 268 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,809 There's a snake inside me! 269 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,122 Dad's home! 270 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,919 - Good Lord! - Dad! 271 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,129 What the hell? You dodged my hug. 272 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:50,634 Can't hug. Spent all day getting my Aztec kicked. 273 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,678 Homie, you can't keep doing this. You have to quit. 274 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,557 The pain pills? No, I need them. Plus, they're so cheap here. 275 00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,977 Why in God's name would you put yourself through this? 276 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:05,315 Uh, you're not just doing this to impress me, are you? 277 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:09,194 Yes, but there's also the bromance element. 278 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,655 So many threads. 279 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,325 Mmm. 280 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,910 Luz, 281 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,579 there's something you must know... 282 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,916 We interrupt Juan Life to Live 283 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,834 to bring you this English news bulletin. 284 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,046 Beloved actor and hometown hero Bumblebee Man has been exposed 285 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,381 for using a stunt double. 286 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:33,594 Late last night, our station received this photo from an anonymous source. 287 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,138 Hey, that's the picture Bart took. 288 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,682 Why you little... 289 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:42,143 I didn't do it. 290 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,187 It wasn't him. 291 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,522 It was me. 292 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,607 It was? I thought I did it. 293 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,025 I guess we both did it? 294 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,111 I was lying a second ago. I also did it. 295 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,947 Why, you little... 296 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,657 I'm sorry about Pedro, 297 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,577 but we couldn't stand by and see you get killed. 298 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,371 Or worse, become someone we have to sponge. 299 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:07,168 Oh. You care for me, but don't want to care for me. 300 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,380 I feel the same about all of you. 301 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,634 I deny these vicious rumors. 302 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,219 And to clear my name, 303 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:21,850 I invite my fans to come see me perform my movie's most dangerous stunt. 304 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:26,855 A comedic tumble down the steps of Teotihuacán. 305 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,107 The pyramid of Teotihuacán? 306 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:33,320 That's suicide! And still on our list of sights to see. 307 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:37,533 To the pyramid of Tootytotai... To the Mexican triangle! 308 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,288 Homero, you are the only one he will listen to. 309 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,664 You have to stop him. 310 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,458 Why are all these cameras set up? 311 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,169 Well, better to have coverage and not need it 312 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,962 than to need it and not have it. 313 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,423 Hold on, Pedro! I'm a-coming! 314 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:56,427 Huh. Can I talk to the transpo department? 315 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,015 Pedro, stop! You can't do this. 316 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,310 I must. I was supposed to suffer for my fans, 317 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,063 to distract them from their daily troubles, 318 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,773 and I lied to them. 319 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:15,821 Now my only path to redemption is pain, hilarious pain. 320 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,367 Your fans don't want to see you suffer for real. 321 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:23,286 They just wanna see a goofy guy in a bee costume 322 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,246 saying "Ay, yi, yi" about stuff. 323 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:28,875 All I wanted was for my son to think I was a badass. 324 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,171 But you know what I learned after taking all that brutal punishment? 325 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,299 I hate that kid, and what he thinks doesn't matter. 326 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,551 Oh. 327 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,762 It does that now. 328 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,642 Ay, Dios. Look at you. Making this movie has broken the body 329 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,895 of my best non-Mexican friend in the world. 330 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,564 Can you ever forgive me? 331 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:56,361 On one condition. Don't do this stupid stunt! 332 00:19:56,362 --> 00:20:01,574 - I won't! I love you, man! - I love you too! 333 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,960 What do you say we get out of here and go eat a taco stand into submission? 334 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,422 Sounds like a plan, amigo. 335 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,426 D'oh! D'oh! 336 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,554 - Homero! - Dad! 337 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,014 The UNESCO World Heritage site! 338 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,186 D'oh! Oh! Son of a... 339 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:44,200 This man's suffering takes away my troubles! 340 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:48,371 It's beautiful. We will take out the gringo in post. 341 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,459 Oh, so good. 342 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:56,171 Man, we sure are lucky we didn't get hurt in that fall. 343 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,299 Uh, I'm not so sure. 344 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,593 Hmm. 345 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,054 Excuse me, amigo, are we dead? 346 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,182 Hmm. 347 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,227 No, in a coma, 348 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:15,191 but get comfy 'cause you're gonna be here for a while. 349 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,361 It might be nice to have a break. 350 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,489 And some cold cervezas. 351 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,910 Homero, my friend. You read my mind.